"Dude, you got probed!"
A Wisconsin alien abduction case
July is always UFO month here at Wisconsin Frights, because for decades two of our three annual UFO festivals have been held in July. Sadly, Bill Benson’s UFO Daze in Dundee has come to an end. However, Elmwood UFO Days is still going strong. In fact, this year marks the 45th anniversary.
As July draws to an end, I’ve decided to treat you to an alien abduction story shared with me a few years ago. I had previously decided not to post it because it’s a little bonkers.
But…it’s weird, it’s Wisconsin, and you deserve it.
This account comes from Jacob S., who experienced multiple abductions between 2006 and 2009 in Reedsburg and Madison:
I was abducted when I was 17. From 18 to 21 there are 3 times a floating ball of light came into my bedroom and popped in a blinding flash of light. The 3rd time I watched as the light pushed my bedroom window open and as it entered my room filled with a blinding white light and I felt a sedation come over me like one administered intravenously before surgery. The next thing I knew it was pitch dark in my room even though it was dusk before. I checked my phone and 4 hours had passed. I'm not sure if I was abducted the 3rd time as well.
Every time I saw one of the balls of light and only when I saw them my roommate upstairs would see tall black silhouettes of humanoids standing in his room making him feel bad about all the bad things he’s done.
The first abduction at 17 took place at my roommates mom's home before we were roommates. I had just gone to bed in the living room and another friend was also there on a recliner chair. My future roommate went to bed in his room. I woke up on a metal table and could see the other friend who was on the recliner on another table passed out. I barely had any time to look around when two if the most beautiful women I had ever seen appeared next to my table. I could hear one think to the other, "he's awake." Then a 3rd one showed up with a strange device that looked like a metal detector wand like in TSA. They started hovering it over my body from my feet up towards my face and I felt an intense sedation by the time they reached my knees and I passed out.
I thought they were so beautiful and I felt so comfortable looking at them. But they were actually wearing one piece skin tight metallic suits that covered everything but their faces and they had no hair, no eye brows, no eyelashes.…
The next morning I woke up completely turned around on the couch I had fallen asleep on. I've never changed position in my sleep like that before or since. Also I'm not sure I could do that in my sleep without falling off of the couch. I'm 6'5" 215+ lbs.
My friend from the recliner had a hole cut in his pants and boxers in the exact same spot. It was a perfect circle. No burn marks or idea how it happened. It was kind of funny how we realized this because we were sitting on the porch and I said, "Hey, Rob. I can see your dick."
He said, "what?" or something shocked, looked down. He became embarrassed and covered it but he couldn't remember or figure out why it happened.
I remembered my strange experience and said "Dude, you got probed!" And explained what I saw. He was in denial and disbelief until my future roommate chimed in and said he had a really strange thing in his room too. He talked about the same dark silhouettes that he would see 3 more times each time I saw a ball of light at our future rental house.
→ Have you had a similar experience? Tell me about it here.
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